如何拍出帥丹；How to photo cat become very handsome

阿丹：如何要讓自己拍起來很帥，是有幾個秘訣的，瞧，這是個很普通的小倉庫。
Adan : How to let myself looking very handsome in photo, here are few tips, see? This is a very usual little storeroom, lots of mess here.
但是如果你取一個旁邊背景單純的樣子，就帥起來了~

But if you closer, let the background stuff looks more simple, then you are looking good.
然後...ㄟ? 姨姨? 你幹麻躺在地上?

And....Hmmm? Michico, why are you lying on the floor?
噢對了，角度問題，如果從下往上拍，背景更單純，而且我會變得很偉大的樣子，很像在仰望著我~

Oah Yeah, the angle problem, if you shoot from below to top, the background will be more simpler, and I will look very manly, don't I? It looks like everyone is looking up at me~
感覺到帥了嗎?

Feeling my handsome?
然後，你頭可以往下，收起你的雙下巴，會更帥!

And, your eyesight could be lower, it will be more handsome!
了解了嗎? 現在，就叫你的貓奴躺在地上仰望著你幫你拍照吧~

Got it? Now, tell your cat slave lying on the floor and photo for you! Cat rules for EVERYTHING!!!!