Friday, February 1, 2008

貓老大的工作態度;NG Modeling

小芥:為了讓大家二月的桌布有新年桌布還有情人節桌布可以選,三個禮拜前(舊相機),我找一個週末就開始佈置場景,希望阿丹可以合作拍攝主題照片。但是....
Michico says: In order to let everyone could have "Chinese New Year Wallpaper series" and "Valentine's Day Wallpaper series" to choice of February. 3 weeks ago(old camera), I found a weekend to make the shooting background, hope Adan could cooperate with me. BUT....

阿丹:這個刺鼻的橘色是啥東東,紅紅的地板又是怎樣。這些花又是幹麻?姨姨你又想幹麻?
Adan : What is this stinky smell of this orange ball? What's wrong with these red floor? What's wrong with these flowers??What's in your mind this time, Michico?

小芥:ㄟㄟ,你就坐下來讓我拍照嘛。
阿丹:挖塞,那個是什麼,借我玩。

Michico : Oah Adan please sit down let me doing the photoshoot.
Adan : Oah What's that? Can I play?
小芥:就是要你看鏡頭拉,快點往上看。結果這張對臉成功對金元寶失敗。所以算是不成功的一張。丹爺,姨姨求你了,可以合作一點嗎?
Michico : Please see the camera lens, quick up here~! Yes~! ... But this photo the face is good, but I didn't also focus on the odd-shaped golds(it's fake gold), so this photo is not sucess. Master Adan, would you please cooperate with me?
阿丹:俺不想合作,沒人請得動我。誰叫你剛剛失敗。
小芥:阿對不起拉,這台相機不夠力嘛(那時還沒買400D)。過一陣子就會買單眼了啊。
阿丹:不管。

Adan : If I don' want to cooperate, no one could move me~! You just fail about the photoshoot, it's your problem.
Michico : Sorry Master Adan, this camera is not good enough (3 weeks ago the 400D didn't come yet), I will buy good camera soon~!
Adan : That's your business~
小芥:好吧,其實跟阿丹周旋了一個小時只好作罷。這時候換上了情人節特輯的攝影。拿了一朵白玫瑰給阿丹聞。
阿丹:噢,這個還真大朵。這個東西好臭啊。
小芥:合作一下吧阿丹,拍一下帥帥的。
阿丹:我偏不。(翻白眼)
Michico : Alright, after 1 hour "shooting war" wth Adan, play and food he doesn't buy those all. So, I change a subject to Valentine's day. And bring a white rose for Adan.
Adan : Oah dear, what's this? Not very good smell.
Michico : Oah Come on, please do something handsome expression to camera.
Adan : NO I DON'T. (show the whites of his eyes)

小芥:阿丹~~~~~~
Michico : A-Dan~~~~~~~~~
阿丹:後來佈置場景移到客廳沙發。這邊我比較喜歡,不過姨姨以為我這樣會很乖就錯了
Adan: And the next, michico puts the decoration to the sofa of living room. I like the sofa better. But if michico thinks I will be cooperate with her, she will be wrong.
小芥:我求大姊一起幫忙,大姊幫我拆紅玫瑰,放在阿丹旁邊一起拍照。
Michico : I beg Pamilla helping me for Adan's photoshoot together, Pamilla tears the rose petals next to Adan for photoshoot.
阿丹:請媽嘛幫忙?不要以為這樣子我就會乖乖聽話。
Adan : Ask Pamilla mommy for help? Do you think I will be good? Please don't.
小芥:結果大姊還幫忙灑花瓣到阿丹身上。
Michico : And Pamilla also help spattering petals on Adan's body.
結果灑到阿丹的腳了阿丹生氣站起來,大姊急忙安撫。大爺真是太難伺候了。
大姊:別氣別氣,不要弄到腳腳就好,媽媽重新弄喔~!

And Adan stands up unhappily because the petals are spattering on his feet and he is not happy about that, so Pamilla comfort him.
Pamilla mommy: Don't be angry, I won't let the petals on your feet anymore, ok?
大姊:來,馬麻送你一朵花。
Pamilla : Come, Mommy give you a flower~!
阿丹:吼,這個我哪會喜歡啊?快點讓我睡覺拉。
Adan : Hoooo, I don't like the rose, please let me sleep soon.
小芥:你連一張照片都還沒拍成功,不准睡覺啦。
阿丹:哼,我最大,我不想拍照別人別想拍到好照片。

Michico : Master Adan, you even didn't success for 1 photo, don't sleep.
Adan : Hmm!!! I am the biggest here, If I don't want modeling, no one could force me~!
小芥:結果又戰鬥了兩個小時,讓阿丹休息了一個小時,然後又繼續另外一款情人節的拍攝。
阿丹:趕快結束,我已經累了。
小芥:剛剛讓你休息了耶。
阿丹:我已經累了!!!!
Michico : And we spend another 2 hours, almost no good photos, let Adan sleep for 1 hour, and doing another Valentine photoshoot.
Adan : Hurry finished! I am tired.
Michico : You just rest for 1 hour.
Adan : I AM TIRED!!

小芥:這個場景是很美,可是成功的照片只有直立的,都沒有辦法做成桌布,總之又是很不成功的一個攝影。唉,忙了一整天,結果阿丹不買帳,唉。
Michico : This scene is beautiful, but the successful photo only vertical photo, so....still fail....busy for a whole day, but no good result.
阿丹:嘿嘿嘿嘿!!!! 爽啊~!!!
Adan : Yes~!!! I win~!!!!!
本月辛苦拍攝的桌布下載,please feel Free to download the very tired wallpapers of this month:
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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

我每次幫ㄚ弟拍照也是千拜託萬拜託,
當然失敗的作品也是遠多於成功的,
相較之下,阿丹的相片美多了,
因為他不會出現ㄚ弟滿臉肥肉、瞇瞇眼的相片啦,哈 ~

andophiroxia said...

Wow. I like the pictures where Adan puts his bottom to things. They look good! Even when Adan is not cooperative, they look good!

Anonymous said...

呵呵,阿丹瞪大眼睛的照片好Q啊!
阿丹呀~情人節給姨一個深情的啾,好不好?嘻~~~

Mr. Chen and Ollie said...

Oh Adan! You are so handsome even if the photos aren't what your photographer, Michico, and your handler, Pamilla mommy, wanted... Happy weekend, dear friend!!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

EJ. said...

Did Adan join the powerful Cat Models Union?

Photos stoll turn out well.

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Oh Adan you made Michico very tired. It is a lot of work when the humans try to get a good picture of us. They don't know we make it hard on purpose just to watch them look silly. You still look furry nice in all dem pictures.

Anonymous said...

大仔:阿丹,你不聽姨姨的話,下次去看你就不幫你梳毛了!(兇)
阿丹:.........
大仔:我比較愛你姨姨....(羞)
姨姨:大仔,你不幫阿丹梳毛,以後別想來找我!(怒)
大仔:囧rz....丹爺,我幫你梳毛,你要乖乖喲,幫姨姨忙好好拍照吼....(貓腿ing)
阿丹:.........(繼續睡覺)

Anonymous said...

丹爺好酷唷
俗語說:男孩不壞姨姨不愛!
阿丹,不管怎樣,姨都挺你唷

Lux said...

I think you look beautiful no matter what!

Team Tabby said...

The work of a model is very tiring, we agree, Adan. We get tired of the camera very fast. Michico did get some photos that we think are very good.

Moe & Mindy

Chrissie said...

I want to know what Adan got paid for this photoshoot-he worked Extra Hard!

Mickey's Musings said...

Adan, I am so glad to see you do not work with Michico all the time :) I am not a good model .Mom wants a nice face shot but so far I have not given her a good one. She is not happy,oops!
Your pics look cute though ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey

Moonish (moonsun) said...

He is a luck guy :))
Hey Adan you will become famous, a little concantrate :))
He is so cute on pictures :))

The Cat Realm said...

You are so funny and cute, Adan!
I gave you an award, pick it up at my blog.
Karl

Karen Jo said...

Adan was certainly not cooperating for this photo shoot. I don't think he likes flowers at all. The pictures are interesting anyway and Adan is always cute.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Adan, you look very interested in all those props! You certainly seem to be asking Michico "what are these things for?" You ended up with some nice photos in the end, though. :)

Ramses said...

Oh you're looking good Adan! :)

Daisy said...

Adan, I know just how you feel! Sometimes it is a good day for modeling, and some days you would rather not model. Your photos still came out nicely, especially the last one with your cute eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

Adan, we understand. Mom is always taking pictures of us! You are always very cute. We like the one of your paws out front!

Anonymous said...

哈哈~~~~阿丹在耍賴唷!!
老大果然是老大!!
工作業是要看心情滴!!
雖然很辛苦!!不過最後的結果很令人滿意ㄋㄟ


小芥~~~感謝您的關心與幫忙唷!!
8猫認養發燒中!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Adan

I do the same thing to Momma. When she is trying to take a purrty picture of me. I avoid her, or I turn away or look down or walk away...she follows me and begs me to look at her but I won't. She takes lots of pictures she never uses because I am so determined not to smile for her camera.

Purrs
Abby

Sasha said...

Lynettea said to tell you that you are doing very well with your camera Michico. Adan you look very handsome, particularly in the last photo. I don't like posing much anymore either. I used to pose on anything, but now I find it a bit boring.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Some days I do not wish to pose. So that's it for that day and we'll worry about the shoot another day.

Kaz's Cats said...

Adan, if you're in the photo, then it must be a great photo - tell Michico that's the way it is. That's because you're a very handsome mancat and you look great on camera. Mum says that Michico and Pamilla are very clever to come up with all of those ideas for your photo shoot.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Sunny's Mommy said...

Ah, yes. The joys of photoshoots when you have the need for a specific theme or shot ;-)

Rosemary B❤️ said...

This makes us happy today.
wonderful pictures

purrr

Anonymous said...

The face by which Adan did Domoodoro is the highest.

Tybalt said...

Don't despair, Michico . . . even though he made it very hard for you, you still took wonderful pictures!

Adan, even when you aren't cooperating, you are still a handsome mancat!

MEStaton said...

Adan, you are very naughty not to let Michico take your photo when you are so handsome. We understand though, we do not let momma take our photo when she wants to, only when we want to.

cat_aunty said...

Dear Michico the screensaver looks great!!! Don't worry, you had done a great job!!

Anonymous said...

哈哈哈
ok ok
有拍到了啦
以慢姨的標準
丹算是有合作了!!

噗~

Anonymous said...

Adan I still think your a very cute model.I love the last photo :)

Tyler said...

Oh Adan, you are such a smart kitty to make Michico work SO hard for your photos. Still she did get some good pictures of you. Next time you have to go hide under the bed or something.