樂高嚇到尿褲子；Lego scared to pee

小芥：昨天晚上我加班回家後，大姊表情不太對的說等我東西放下來到樂高那邊。我才在想發生啥事呢 。結果才知道，在我回家五分鐘前，阿丹把手搭在隔間上面看樂高，就像這樣的姿勢不過樂高當然是大很多。然後阿丹對樂高小小小哈氣，大姊對阿丹一向嚴格，但是她再三跟我保證，阿丹那個根本就不叫做哈氣只是露出兩根獠牙小小呼一下。結果樂高整個先是結凍，然後開始夾著以巴逃跑並且竟然嚇到尿褲子一路露尿亂竄。後來整隻躲到大姊懷裡四肢加上尾巴縮在一起緊緊靠著大姊然後還一邊尿尿，尿大姊一滿懷這樣。
Michico : Last night when I was home after work. Pamilla's expression didn't look good, asked me put me bag and went to her room. I was thinking Lego maybe uncomfortable or what. But no, before I was home 5 mins ago, Adan put his hand on separate box to watch Lego like this but certainly Lego is much more bigger. And Adan gently hiss to Lego. Why I say gently? Because Pamilla always strictly to Adan's behavior, but Pamilla promised me Adan was just showing his big teeth and did very little exhale to Lego. And Lego suddenly freeze every move for 2 seconds, and scared to run all around the room, and pee on the floor. Lego was too scared to pee, and Lego run into Pamilla's arms 4 legs and tails shrink together and pee on Pamilla's tummy.
阿丹：是發生啥事？我祇不過秀秀我的牙齒而已，我根本沒安怎啊。
Adan : I think Lego is over reactive. I was just SHOWING my teeth, I didn't do anything!!!!
小芥：現在樂高只要聽到阿丹在門外面叫，整隻就會暫停所有動作。
Michico : And from now on, as long as Lego heard Adan meow outside, he will stop every move he just did.
阿丹：遜，這麼小的哈氣就害怕，看你以後敢不敢打破姨姨的碗。看你敢不敢亂咬媽媽。
Adan : Oah Lego, this gently hiss you are afraid, I bet you will never broke Michico's china bowl and you are not dare to bite my Pamilla!
小芥：昨天晚上大姊陪樂高很久但是樂高一口都沒有咬大姊，今天早上也只有輕輕含住也沒有咬，大姊很開心的說，以後樂高就給阿丹教了。
Michico : Last night Pamilla was next to Lego for a long time, Lego didn't do a single bite, he just want Pamilla pet and pet. Pamilla was very happy to say, from now on, Lego will let Adan to teach.
阿丹：媽媽，那可不行，你還要買紙尿褲，樂高如果不小心又嚇到尿褲子，我可是不會擦地板的。
Adan : Oah No, Pamilla, I can't agree. You should buy diaper for Lego, if he pees again, I won't clean the floor for you!
阿丹：真詭異，我根本沒有哈氣啊~~
Adan : How strange, I even didn't hiss.
小芥：還有一些好玩的事情。以前我們說阿丹不會扳開門，自從樂高來我們家之後，阿丹會用手扳開門了。可能是因為貓覺得有競爭者了，所以要把自己訓練得更強吧。再加上樂高是男生。至少我們可以安心，阿丹葛格真的是家裡的老大了！
Michico : There are one more funny things, remember I told you that Adan can't open the door by his hands? Since Lego came into our home, Adan can pull the door by hands now~! Maybe he thinks there is a competitor, so he needs to become more stronger? Plus Lego is a boy, too. At least I am happy, Adan is a really No.1 mancat in our family!!!

安慰；Comfort

阿丹：今天早上，樂高打破一個很貴的瓷碗。磁碗是裝他的水用的，有兩個一樣的瓷碗交替使用，結果早上要更換的時候，樂高把擺著瓷碗的隔牆推倒就打破了碗，讓姨姨非常非常生氣。要是我也很生氣，我都沒有用什麼磁碗喝水了，給他用磁碗喝水還給我打破。姨姨最近脾氣很不好，因為天天要加班到晚上九點，週六也要加班。很多加班之後不能維護的事情讓她壓力非常大，每天都在精神緊繃之下過日子，所以這時候我的功用很重要。
Adan : This morning, Lego broke a very expensive china bowl. That china bowl is for Lego's water bowl. There are 1 pair to let Lego exchange to use. And this morning, while Pamilla and Michico need to exchange the new water, Lego push down the separate box which the bowl putting on there, and the expensive bowl broke. Makes Michico very very angry!! If I were Michico, I will be angry too. Because my water bowl is not made of china, just very regular one. And for working too much, pressure too much's Michico, Lego better hide away! Now, I think my function is very important.
阿丹：看見我安慰姨姨嗎？我把腳搭在她的大腿上安慰她。
Adan : See how I comfort Michico ? I put my leg on her lap comforting her.
大姊的o.s. : 其實是你太大牌。你根本沒在安慰你姨姨啊。
Pamilla thinks : Actually you are too spoiled by Michico. You are not comforting her.
阿丹：媽媽你不要拆我的台嘛。現在，我告訴各位我不輕可是肚子不下垂的秘密。 就是，我的肚子肥油是練整塊的，不是集中在後半部，這樣就不會下垂了啊~!!! 這個樂高就學不來了。
Adan : Oah Pamilla Mommy, because Michico spoils me so I can comfort her~~ Hehehe~~ Now, I like to tell everyone the secret that even I am not light but my belly doesn't look fat. That is, I work out to make my fat cover all the tummy not just gather at the lower belly, so that makes my belly doesn't fall like Lego's tummy, hahahaha~~~~

阿丹：笨樂高，打破碗還要我幫你安慰姨姨，你以後要好好謝謝我。
Adan : Silly Lego, you broke the china and I need to comfort Michico for you. You have to thank me later.
阿丹：姨姨，摸摸嘛~~~
Adan : Michico, am I cute? Pet me pet me~~~
小芥：各位，再三天。兄弟兩個就要見面了。來紀念一下，樂高是三月11號被領養的。看看之前和之後的樣子。
Michico : Hi everyone, after 3 days, Adan and Lego will meet!!! Let's look back when Lego has been adopted. He was adopted on March 11, and this is March 14's photo.
這是昨天拍的。阿丹會不會已經等不及要揍他了XD? 變好大!! 還好飼料沒有白花錢啊，長不大我就傷腦筋了~!
This is shot by yesterday! Changing so big!

扮醜；pretend ugly

天氣很炎熱，為了省電，姨姨和媽媽都只有把窗戶開很開。電風扇也只有開一下下，所以我天天都攤在沙發上面。因為真的很熱，所以我就做出了很醜的睡姿。
The weather is extremely hot, for saving power bill, so Pamilla and Michico open the windows and doesn't turn on the air condition. So I lie down on the sofa everyday. And it's really hot and I am wearing big fur, so I sleep with very ugly face. 這樣看起來我睡得很正常。
At this angle, you might think I sleep very good looking.
但是...
But no....
我根本懶得調整角度...我醜嗎？
I don't wanna move at all, am I ugly?
姨姨搔了搔我下巴後終於我頭轉過來，可是還是翻白眼睡覺~~~
After Michico gave me chin scratch, I finally turn my head up side down...

好熱好熱啊~~~
So so hot~~~
樂高：葛格會扮醜，我也會。
Lego : My Adan brother can pretend ugly, so can I!
我只要把我的臉擠得很擠，就會很醜了，再用力一下下~~
I only need to press my face on this will be ugly, I have to try harder~~
看~! 我是不是擠得很棒？
See? Am I great? My left eye are completely beoming different shape, hehehee~~

遠自西班牙來的禮物；Gift from Spain - Anita!

小芥：偶們常常會說『遠到西班牙』，意思就是超級遠，不知道遠到哪裡去了。那麼阿丹的粉絲到底有多麼遠呢？昨晚，我收到了一包來自於西班牙的包裹，是阿丹在西班牙的貓友〝安妮塔〞寄給阿丹和我的。請看圖片右上角，我特別有放大，真的是來自於Spain西班牙喔，右下角收件人寫我，我真的好感動喔~!!!! 去年耶誕節時，阿丹有聖誕卡片寄給她，結果竟然收到這個大禮物呢~! 阿丹你看看你，你真的紅到西班牙了~!!!
Michico : I was very tired last night while I got home, still over work until 21:00. But, I recieved a package from SPAIN, and I immediately called Adan come to check, this is from his very lovely friend - Anita!!!! Oah My, see Adan is very very exciting checking his gift!!!

小芥：安妮塔寄了兩包貓零食。大家都知道阿丹只能吃「乾」的零食。好棒喔，然後還有兩個玩具。除了信以外還有安妮塔的書籤，和四張明信片。我們以為就是單純的明信片對吧？事實上一翻過來，挖，密密麻麻的寫滿了安妮塔媽媽介紹他住的地方就是在這四張明信片上面。夏天住在哪、冬天住在哪還有景點。希望以後我也有機會去西班牙探望安妮塔。
Adan : There are 2 package of yummy food, so GREAT!!! And 2 toys just for me~!! And lovely letter and 4 post cards. It's not only post cards, but many words on it, Anita descibes many things for me, I am carefully checking on it and ask my servant Michico explain to me!
阿丹：姨姨過來，還有一包玩具沒有拆開!!!
Adan : Michico come back here, there is 1 package not open yet!!
小芥：有個粉紅色的小紙袋包著，一打開，是這個手做的貓。立刻給阿丹聞! (我聞是完全沒有味道的，沒有任何貓草味，摸一摸，我只有感覺裡面是玻璃紙填充在裡面，但是...)
Michico : When I open the little pink bag, this is a handmade little cat, I immediately gave to Adan. I didn't smell any nip smell from it, but....
阿丹立刻就愛上了~~~~ (後母姨姨和M可以作證，阿丹對於貓草的反應很遲鈍，只喜歡木天寥棒)
Adan immediately fall in love with this handmade cat!!!!

(其實是我認為，阿丹覺得手做的最有心，所以很喜愛，因為裡面真的沒有任何貓草他也沒有流口水啊，就是很單純的玻璃紙填充而已，但是對於阿丹來說，有心親手坐給他的禮物就是最棒的禮物，就是讓他陶醉的東西啊，來自於西班牙的美麗心意~!)
(Adan really really loves this adorable toy, he kept rubbing and rubbing really love it~! I think Adan understand Anita's heart full inside, so he really love that!! He is really smart and can sense!!)
小芥：阿丹好可愛~!
Michico : Adan is really cute~!
阿丹：我真的很喜歡~! 用心的禮物最美麗!!!
Adan : I love this gift so so much~!!! This is the best gift~!!! Far away from Spain, from my very good darling great friend Anita!
阿丹：謝謝安妮塔，我好喜愛!!
Adan : Thank you Anita, I love it so much, I will ask Michico explain all the words from the post cards, I must understand all as well~!!! Thank you so so much and thanks to your lovely mommy as well!!!
小芥：至於樂高呢？他前幾天收到土媽的禮物，可是隔天，玩具就溺斃在樂高自己的水盆了，整個地板大淹水，大姨姨搶救之後現在正在被太陽公公努力行CPR，相信過幾天玩具就可以復活了。
Michico : How about Lego? Remember Lego also get gift 3 days ago? But the toy was drowned by Lego's own water bowl. After Pamilla save that Toy, right now the sun is giving that toy CPR, I hope that toy will be back today. I believe he will get his gift back very soon!

很會站；Tuxie Tabby Tuesday

阿丹：各位，我有一個『很愛站很會站』的弟弟。什麼意思呢？我來請大仔來替我給他訓練一下。基本上從小就發現他滿愛站的，所以這天，我特別請大仔給他特訓，希望可以替我弟的肚子消一點肥油。
Adan : Hello everyone, I have a "stand good" brother. What is that meaning? Well, I like to ask Arion help me to show, basicly we found out he likes standing while he came until now. So, today, I like to ask Arion to train he standing, hope his belly fat will be smaller a little bit.
阿丹： 你們看，站起來的時候肚子就沒有肥油了，看看我這招厲不厲害？
Adan : LOOK! While Lego stands, there is no belly fat at his tummy, am I smart?
阿丹：樂高真的站得很好呢~!
Adan : Lego is really a good stander~
阿丹：不過，站久了腳也會酸的，漸漸的，他的腿就站不直了。
Adan : But, after standing for a while, the legs will be tired, look at his leg, he is getting tired on his feet.
樂高真的很會站!
Lego is really good at stand!

樂高：糟了，我的小垂肚又出現了~~
Lego : Oah Dear...My belly fat appear again~~
阿丹：很幸運的，我的腿不用伸得很直、肚子的毛雖然也很長，可是一直都不至於垂到地上。因為我自己一直都有努力健身。
Adan : Luckly, I don't have to let my legs stick up, although my tummy fur is long, but my belly never touch the ground, because I work out everyday.
阿丹：現在，健身這種事情就交給大仔和樂高，我和姨姨比較娟瘦可以躺著睡覺了。姨姨加班太累了，現在我要陪她窩著~!
Adan : Right now, let's ask Arion and Lego working out, me and Michico are thinner, so we could take a rest. She is too tired from work, I need to cuddle with her now.

大姨姨的手是香餑餑；Pamilla's hands are yummy~

樂高：下週，我再洗一次澡，我就可以跟阿丹葛格見面了~! 好期待跟葛格一起玩一起睡，希望葛格愛我。
Lego : I still have a medicine bath next week, and I can see Adan brother finally! I am looking forward sleep with brother, play with brother, I sincerely hope that Adan brother will love me!
樂高：同時，小芥馬麻對我宣布一件事情讓我也好高興。「掰掰盤子，我不用戴盤子了。」
Lego : Meanwhile, Michico announce one important decision to me makes me so happy, too : “ByeBye Plate!” I don't have to wear the plate~!
樂高：另外我要跟大家說我很喜歡咬大姨姨(小芥馬麻的姊姊)的手，馬麻的手我只會咬一下，小姨姨的手我只會咬兩小下。但是大姨姨的手是香餑餑，只要伸到我面前來我就會無法克制的咬。不管怎麼打屁屁、罵我都沒有用，大姨姨的手最香了。<小芥：神奇的是，阿丹也很愛咬大姊的手，大姊的手很可憐>
Lego : another thing I like to tell everybody that I love biting Pamilla's hands, maybe bite 1 time on Michico's hands, twice on Toshie's... but as long as Pamilla's hand reach to me, I will crazy bite bite bite. No matter how they stop me, whap my ass, I never stop. Pamilla's hands are the best. (Michico : The strange thing is, Adan loves biting Pamilla's hands, too!)
樂高：好好咬!!!好好咬!!!好好咬!!!
Lego : Oah so good to bite, let me bite, let me bite, let me bite bite bite!!!!
小芥：如果樂高咬我太用力我制止他還會停止，但是大姊的手無法倖免，你們可以點大所有的照片，大姊的手是被咬得傷痕累累。
Michico : If Lego bites me too hard I stop him he will stop. But Lego never stop biting Pamilla's. you could click all the photos bigger to see my sister's hand all bite marks!
小芥：這些照片不是好幾天分批拍的，完全是昨天下午一個小時以內就拍的。樂高真的咬了一整個下午。
Michico : Can you believe these photos were shooting in 1 hour? Not collecting for days, but only shoot in 1 hours for so many biting photos. Lego really bites Pamilla's hands for totally a whole afternoon!!!
小芥：我不喜歡樂高還是阿丹咬大姊的手，是因為大姊的手會對貓唾液過敏。會整個腫起來。樂高一個月前咬我我也會腫，但是現在完全不會了。但是大姊開始也會對樂高的咬咬過敏。我記得以前在Discovery看過貓的唾液具有輕微的毒性可以麻痺老鼠或是小鳥等小動物的身體讓他們比較難以動彈，但是對於體積比他們大的動物就不具任何威脅性，不過大姊的肌膚很敏感，想必是有點感覺。
Michico : I don't like Lego biting Pamilla's hands because Pamilla's skin allergic to cat's saliva. Her hands will swell. Before a month, I used to swell, too. But now I won't swell anymore, but Pamilla started swell after biting all the time. She always swell to cat's saliva.
樂高：好好吃，大姨姨的手最好吃了。
Lego : So great~! Pamilla's hands is the best yummy toy~!
樂高：你們看我多厲害，就算大姨姨把我的後腿抬起來，我還是可以抓住大姨姨的另外一隻手瘋狂咬著一起跟著舉起來也無所謂。我就是要緊緊的咬住!!!
Lego : See how good I am~! Even Pamilla lifts my back feet up, I still could grab Pamilla's another hand biting hardly lift together~! I don't care, I just bite bite bite!!!
樂高：休息半分鐘，你們看大姨姨的手。
Lego : Take a half minute break, look at my record!

小芥：你們看樂高真的瘋了，還要大姊把他的嘴巴掰開，但是才掰開又會繼續咬下去，可以把圖點大看他的瘋狂行徑喔。以後有姨姨要來看樂高，要有被咬的心理準備，我沒辦法保證他會咬誰喔。
Michico : Please click bigger the photo as below, Pamilla even needs to move his mouth away to make him stop. But his teeth will be back again, Lego is totally crazy!!
小芥：你們看大姊的手!!! 左邊是剛剛咬完，右邊是咬完後十分鐘，整個都腫起來。好恐怖啊!!!!!! 而且就算是貓爪抓到的地方也是會這樣腫起來。雖然過了半個小時後，腫起來的部分就會又平回去，可是還是真的很怵目驚心。可以點大看!!! 各位樂高的粉絲們，就算你們皮膚不會過敏，也請小心這個小孩很愛咬咬，別說我沒警告過你們喔。我已經打算他放出去讓阿丹好好治他了!
Michico : Would you please look at Pamilla's hand? The left one is just finished the bite, and and right one is after 10 mins, all the bite marks were swelling!!!!! So so scary!!!!! You could bigger the photos~! Although her skin will be reduction back after 20 mins, but still very very shocking! I have decided after Lego free to meet Adan, I will let Adan "teaches" Lego.
樂高：繼續咬~! 姨姨，你的手就永遠跟我在一起好不好？
Lego : And more bite, Pamilla, could your hand be with me forever?
大姊：不理你了拉。
Pamilla : Get away~~~~
樂高：啊，姨姨又出去了，等等進來再給我咬喔。
大姊：最好是。
Lego : Oah... Pamilla leaves me again, I will wait until she comes in and bite her again.
Pamilla : It better...