是懶惰還是續航力夠？Am I lazy or I can hold?

阿丹：今天早上姨姨發現我一個很神奇的事情，早上七點起床之後，我很慢的走下床，然後去我的洗手間尿尿。姨姨以為我尿大概十到十五秒鐘結束吧。可是我整整尿了超過六十秒鐘。而且不是慢慢漏，是大瀑布的聲音，讓姨姨看傻眼。姨姨說，她只有前一天晚上喝很多水睡前沒有上廁所，隔天早上被很想上廁所的感覺叫醒，才會上這麼久，她第一次遇到原來貓也可以這麼上廁所的。
Adan : This morning, Michico discovered an amazing thing. After 7AM I woke up with her, I slowly got out of bed and walked to my litterbox, and pee. She looked at me while I pee, she thought I only pee about 10~15 seconds. But turn out, I pee over 60 seconds! And as her hearing, I was not leaking, but the sounds just like big waterfall!!!!! Makes her dumbfounded!!! She says only she drinks lots of water before sleep and next day wakes up by the bladder can't hold anymore, she could urinate that long. She says this is her first time know a cat could pee that long and that powerful~

阿丹：媽咪說我太懶了，我又不是人，我可以隨時醒來上廁所，竟然懶到晚上不起床上廁所，是有這麼懶得動嘛？
Adan : Pamilla thinks I am too lazy, she says I am not human, I could wake up anytime during the night, but I choose sleeping until morning.
阿丹：這是懶嗎？姨姨認為是我續航力太好，膀胱實在是很有力，竟然可以撐這麼久，比人還久，她說我真的「凍ㄟ條」~~
Adan : Is this lazy? Michico thinks my bladder function is perfectly good, very powerful and could holding that long, that is really amazing to her, because my bladder could hold even longer than her.
阿丹：媽咪和姨姨好像說得都很有道哩，我想我既是很懶膀胱也很夠力~~
Adan : Maybe Pamilla and Michico both are right, I am lazy yes but my bladder also could HOLD!!!
阿丹：另外，關於樂高，昨天晚上他讓姨姨大抓狂了。在姨姨又一天加班到晚上八點半回到家很累時，一開門，整個房間一團亂。他把喝的水裡面丟進他的玩具毛球又弄出來，水也亂玩到外面，然後又混著貓砂在整間地板。姨姨說整間房間地板根本就是變成『貓砂勾欠湯』，飼料泡漲到六倍大，姨姨把樂高關到籠子裡面開始清理地板又消毒，花了快一個小時才全部清乾淨。姨姨真的很生氣，都已經梅雨季了，樂高還把玩具全部弄濕在玩，這樣子他的黴菌會好才有鬼咧。
Adan : Meanwhile, last night, Lego made Michico super angry. Michico was working late again until 21PM so tired get home(she will work late until July). She opened Lego's door, the whole room was mess. He put his toy ball into his water bowl and put it out and knock over the water all around the floor and mix by his litter sand, because he played the sand out of the box as well. The whole room floor was becoming a giant 〝litter sand thick soup〞bowl. Michico was angry because Lego let all of his toy got wet, and his fungus is not over yet. Taiwan is into raining season and he played with wet toy, she is so worry about his fungus getting worse. She put Lego into the PTU and started to clean the room for almost 1 hour, she was so so tired last night.