樂高嚇到尿褲子；Lego scared to pee

小芥：昨天晚上我加班回家後，大姊表情不太對的說等我東西放下來到樂高那邊。我才在想發生啥事呢 。結果才知道，在我回家五分鐘前，阿丹把手搭在隔間上面看樂高，就像這樣的姿勢不過樂高當然是大很多。然後阿丹對樂高小小小哈氣，大姊對阿丹一向嚴格，但是她再三跟我保證，阿丹那個根本就不叫做哈氣只是露出兩根獠牙小小呼一下。結果樂高整個先是結凍，然後開始夾著以巴逃跑並且竟然嚇到尿褲子一路露尿亂竄。後來整隻躲到大姊懷裡四肢加上尾巴縮在一起緊緊靠著大姊然後還一邊尿尿，尿大姊一滿懷這樣。
Michico : Last night when I was home after work. Pamilla's expression didn't look good, asked me put me bag and went to her room. I was thinking Lego maybe uncomfortable or what. But no, before I was home 5 mins ago, Adan put his hand on separate box to watch Lego like this but certainly Lego is much more bigger. And Adan gently hiss to Lego. Why I say gently? Because Pamilla always strictly to Adan's behavior, but Pamilla promised me Adan was just showing his big teeth and did very little exhale to Lego. And Lego suddenly freeze every move for 2 seconds, and scared to run all around the room, and pee on the floor. Lego was too scared to pee, and Lego run into Pamilla's arms 4 legs and tails shrink together and pee on Pamilla's tummy.
阿丹：是發生啥事？我祇不過秀秀我的牙齒而已，我根本沒安怎啊。
Adan : I think Lego is over reactive. I was just SHOWING my teeth, I didn't do anything!!!!
小芥：現在樂高只要聽到阿丹在門外面叫，整隻就會暫停所有動作。
Michico : And from now on, as long as Lego heard Adan meow outside, he will stop every move he just did.
阿丹：遜，這麼小的哈氣就害怕，看你以後敢不敢打破姨姨的碗。看你敢不敢亂咬媽媽。
Adan : Oah Lego, this gently hiss you are afraid, I bet you will never broke Michico's china bowl and you are not dare to bite my Pamilla!
小芥：昨天晚上大姊陪樂高很久但是樂高一口都沒有咬大姊，今天早上也只有輕輕含住也沒有咬，大姊很開心的說，以後樂高就給阿丹教了。
Michico : Last night Pamilla was next to Lego for a long time, Lego didn't do a single bite, he just want Pamilla pet and pet. Pamilla was very happy to say, from now on, Lego will let Adan to teach.
阿丹：媽媽，那可不行，你還要買紙尿褲，樂高如果不小心又嚇到尿褲子，我可是不會擦地板的。
Adan : Oah No, Pamilla, I can't agree. You should buy diaper for Lego, if he pees again, I won't clean the floor for you!
阿丹：真詭異，我根本沒有哈氣啊~~
Adan : How strange, I even didn't hiss.
小芥：還有一些好玩的事情。以前我們說阿丹不會扳開門，自從樂高來我們家之後，阿丹會用手扳開門了。可能是因為貓覺得有競爭者了，所以要把自己訓練得更強吧。再加上樂高是男生。至少我們可以安心，阿丹葛格真的是家裡的老大了！
Michico : There are one more funny things, remember I told you that Adan can't open the door by his hands? Since Lego came into our home, Adan can pull the door by hands now~! Maybe he thinks there is a competitor, so he needs to become more stronger? Plus Lego is a boy, too. At least I am happy, Adan is a really No.1 mancat in our family!!!