我讓姨姨發瘋了；I made Michico freaking out!

阿丹：昨天晚上，我真的讓大姨姨嚇傻了。由於我的結膜炎還得點個藥水幾天，所以要戴頭套。大家都知道的，沒有貓咪喜歡戴頭套。不過要戴著我也只好忍耐了，晚上九點多我嚎叫幾下，然後就在房間搞神秘，然後再次出房間的時候一邊哎一邊跑到姨姨旁邊討摸摸，結果姨姨發現這個!!!!
Adan : Last night, I really let Michico freaking out. Because of my conjunctivitis, I need to wear collar for couple days, you guys all knew. No cats like wearing collar, but I am enduring about this. Last night over 9PM, I was doing my oprea and yelling, too. And very silent into my room. And by the time I ran out of the room asking Michico pet me, she found this!!!

阿丹：這是啥？這是血沒錯，姨姨緊急拿下我的頭套一路往房間跑回去看我的貓沙盆，其實我剛剛是去大便啦。姨姨看大便還有貓沙盆附近都沒有血，又衝回我旁邊仔細看我，看見我一直在舔屁屁。然後就緊急叫計程車要送我去醫院。我的獸醫院是十點關門，那時候九點40分。姨姨，不能不去嗎？
小芥：計程車行都會問我們要去哪，但是這家計程車行知道只要我們叫車地址都是天母的那家獸醫院。我趁著等計程車的空擋，萬分為難的拍下這張照片，然後就匆匆忙忙的把阿丹裝到籠子裡面衝下去。結果我的計程車到了我開計程車門，計程車司機突然瘋狂下車然後說那個籠子可不可以放到後車廂，那當然不可能，我發愣著看著計程車司機。他很不客氣的說：「小姐，我是不載那種東西的。」= =然後就把車開走了。我就想既然叫車小姐都知道要把我載到獸醫院，怎麼會破天荒叫一個不載動物的車子啊？結果我又用手機打一次車行，在等電話的時候，又攔到一台計程車，我趕緊問司機可不可以載貓咪，司機說可以，就殺到獸醫院。
Adan : Yes, this IS my blood! Michico immediately jumped out of sofa and running into my room, I was doing my poo thing. She remove my collar and I was quickly started licking my butt area. And she called the cab company for taxi to the vet. My vet closed at 10pm, and it was 9:40PM, Michico, do I have to go?
Michico : My cab company always know, while we call cab from home, must be go to the vet. While I am waiting my car come I have some time, I photo this blood photo, it's just too scares me! When my cab come, the driver refuse to let me put pet on his car. I was very angry but I let that cab go, and quickly call another cab and immediately take Adan to the vet!!!

阿丹：上星期才因為看眼睛來醫院，幹麻我要來得這麼頻繁啊？
小芥：我一衝到醫院，楊醫師看見我就開心跟我打招呼就問貓咪怎麼拉，然後眼尖的他看見我的頭套就說『怎麼會有血啊，快點來!』結果，四位獸醫趕緊把阿丹放到診療台，我就說了一堆剛才的經過，我猜有可能是阿丹大便太用力之類的因為自從他戴頭套大便就很用力。結果楊醫師看著阿丹屁屁就說『糟糕喔是尿尿那邊流血喔。』而且秀給我看。我心裡涼了一大截。然後還捏阿丹的肚子看看膀胱多大。
Adan : Last week I just come here because of my eyes, why should I come here that often?
Michico : When I arrived to the vet, Adan's vet very happy to say hello to me, and he immediately watch I am taking that blood collar, and 4 vets quickly put Adan on the surgery table to watch very closely. I tell the vet what happened before, I was thinking maybe Adan was poo to hard, because he always doing very hardly on poo while he wearing collar, BUT the vet says "No, the blood is coming from urethra area, and he showed me, I was all stiff standing there and vet continued pinch Adan's belly felt how big is Adan's bladder.

小芥：結果楊醫師問阿丹的飼料，確定阿丹的飼料很ok。就問阿丹以前有沒有泌尿的疾病史之類的，然後問阿丹幾歲、有沒有跑廁所很多次空蹲的現象。我說阿丹11歲完全尿尿都很好，早上剛鏟過便便、每個尿塊都很白很乾淨也很大沱、然後尿尿都像瀑布一樣順。楊醫師說『阿丹的膀胱大小很好，感覺上尿尿是很順利，又沒有病史，“有可能”是刮傷之類的，也許他剛剛舔舔時雞雞夾到頭套卡住他弄不掉就流血了。明天和後天仔細觀察，如果有血尿或是空蹲尿不夠，我就要給他做很多檢查了。今天先給他打消炎的藥。』我真是點頭如搗蒜，眼看阿丹被打兩針，好心疼喔，另外其他醫師幫他洗頭套的時候還發現阿丹出門前自己舔舔屁眼的時候，下巴也沾到尿道的流血整個下巴都是紅紅的，楊醫師還幫他用雙氧水全部擦乾淨還有檢查眼睛等等。
Michico : Vet asked my Adan's food, and he thinks Adan's food is quite good, so the food is fine. And asked if he has any problem with urinal, or if he goes to the litterbox many times but he can't pee any? I say Adan is 11, and he pee like waterfall, this morning I just clean the litterbox and the peelitter are all big and white, and Adan likes drinking water as well. The vet says Adan's bladder size is good, so he should be pee smooth. He maybe SCRAPE his "manhood" by his collar gap. He might be want to clean his butt after poop, but that thing clip by Collar's gaps and he couldn't remove, so bleeding. The vet ask me watch Adan these 2 days very closely, if he continue pee red, he needs to do many test. I nodded just like machine and watch Adan took 2 shots for reducing inflammation. Adan's jaw because he cleaned his butt and wet by urinal's blood, 4 vets was helping him clean and examing his eyes. I felt so bad.

阿丹：我回到家就衝到廁所，又很瀑布的尿了一大沱。姨姨去檢查，一點紅紅都沒有。她放心一點了。我就說不要戴頭套，這樣當然很容易卡到嘛。結果姨姨把頭套整個卡榫的地方全部用透氣膠布貼起來。唉。我看還得戴兩天囉。 (那一根被頭套縫隙夾到，應該只是外傷拉Orz)
Adan : After I finally home, I rush to the litterbox, and doing my waterfull pee. Michico went exam, it's white and it's good. She looks better on her expression now. I told you I can't wear the collar, right? I told you so, because this collar is not part of me, it will hurt me! And Michico paste 3M Micropore Surgical Tape on my collar gap. Oah Man...I have to wear that collar for 2 more days! The problem is : MY "manhood" clip by my collar...so bleeding...

小芥：醫師又說，千萬不要讓另外一隻貓咬到或是舔到阿丹屁屁那邊，要不然阿丹會傷口感染。現在要隔離兩三天。
樂高：反正我又不是第一天跟葛格隔離了。切~~
Michico : The vet says, must seperate another cat with Adan, never let Lego lick Adan's butt area, or the cut will have infection... Now they have to seperate for 2~3 days.
Lego : Well, this is not the first day we seperate anyway...