裝可愛的好處；Pretend cute

阿丹：臭小子喜歡裝可愛。其實我都很清楚他偷偷接近我。他以為伏低我就沒感覺嗎？拜託，我身上千千萬萬根敏感毛我會不知道這種愚蠢的伎倆啊？但是我可以忍受一下，因為我想要讓大家看他的行為。
Adan : Smelly Lego likes pretending cute, actually I know VERY WELL he is stealthily closing to me, does he think lower position won't be discovered by me? Oah Please, there are so many detect fur on me, I won't be found this silly skill? But I can tolerate this silly behavior to let you all see his doing.
阿丹：你們看他的眼神，眼珠裡面大概就只有印上我的尾巴的樣子，完全不把我放在眼裡。伏低轉身到最底了。
Adan : Do you see his eyes? Probably only tail reflection in his eyes, he doesn't care it's my tail, only think it's a perfect toy.
阿丹：你們看，偷偷用手背碰到暗爽還假裝『ㄟ我啥事都沒做我手裡面是空空的』的表情。
Adan :See? My tail is touched by his back of hand and his expression shows " Hey, there is nothing in my hand, I didn't do anything"!
阿丹：然後我故意用力回頭看他，他又會裝睡沒事，他真的以為我完全不知道嗎？
Adan : And I purposely look at his face, he pretend nothing and sleeping, does he really think I know nothing?
阿丹：樂高真的是幼稚鬼~~ 偷偷碰到一下也爽。真是受不了。這年頭當爹娘管教小孩真是累死了。
Adan : What a kid...must touch it....at this year, it's very difficult to teach the kids.

樂高：哥哥別生氣，我裝好笑的表情讓你開心。
Lego : Ok, Brother, please don't mad, let me make funny face to let you happy!
樂高：看到我特製的十二種表情之後，等等再讓我玩尾巴喔。
Lego : After seeing my special 12 expressions, please let me play your tail later~!
阿丹：你們看看，我能生氣嗎？這就是裝可愛的好處，讓我不能生氣免得會被人家說我欺負弱小啊。
Adan : See? This is the advantage of pretending cute, can't I mad? I really can't mad or somebody will say I am bullying the small one!