試坐坐墊；Testing the new seat cushion

「不小心」經過。
"Unwittingly" passing through...
「不小心」踩過去。
"Unwittingly" step through....
「無意」「沒有心機」的在這個坐墊旁邊舔毛。
"Unwittingly" "not purposely" grooming next to this seat cushion.
阿丹：ㄟ，都沒有人阻止我耶，今天是中國情人節七夕，大仔送這個坐墊給大姨姨作為情人節禮物，因為大姨姨在這邊瓷磚地板坐了三個月，前幾個禮拜屁股竟然坐到受傷拉，吼。所以大仔趕緊補送這個禮物，不過，為了仔細檢查這個坐墊好不好坐，我身為一個稱職的「床墊坐墊測試是否好坐測試員」我要來測試一下。(樂高：想要坐就坐，廢話這麼多)
Adan: Hee hee~ No one find out and stop me, Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, Arion brought this seat cushion for Michico, because Michico seat on tile for 3 month since she got married, and few weeks ago, believe or not, her butt hurt, hahaha~~ So, Arion brought this to protect his wife's butt skin. As a very good "seat cushion /bed tester" I have to sit on it. ( Lego: I know you just want to sit, but not for test)
阿丹：嗯~~~~~~ (酥服)
Adan : Hmmm..... (comfy)
樂高：葛格你也真奇怪，學我一樣躺地板不是很闊嘛，幹麻窩小墊子。
Lego : Hmmm....Adan you are strange, you can learn from me, see? I am lying on the ground and I feel great, why stay in that tiny seat?
阿丹：我跟你娘一樣拉，骨頭多，要這種軟軟的東西墊著。
Adan : Silly, because I am like your mom, I have many bones, I need this soft thing to hold.
樂高：切，我就不相信那麼好睡，你看我，不是很舒服嗎？你確定那個真的很不錯？
Lego : Huh! I don't believe, are you saying that seat is better than this floor?
阿丹：你想幹麻？
Adan : What do U want?
樂高：你滾拉，我也要測試躺看看，走開走開。
阿丹：切...
Lego : Get Out, I want to test, too! Move!
Adan : ....!
阿丹：你娘就在這邊，你敢對我動手？!
Adan : Your mom is next to me, how dare you?!
樂高：可惡，以後馬麻不在的時候我一定要坐上去。
Lego : Hmmm... next time, while your anchor leaves, I will sit on that seat cushion.
阿丹：嗯，真是個好棒的情人節禮物啊，這個坐墊好哇....
Adan : Hmmm...What a great gift for Valentine's day~~~ This seat is so great~~~