貓抓板加木天寥；Scratching Board plus nip powder

小芥：週末去大創買了四個貓抓板，39塊錢 x 4，拼舖在樂高最愛待的木箱裡面，灑了兩包木天寥粉，於是兩隻貓就衝過來啦。

Michico : Last weekend, I bought 4 tiny scratching board assembling at the below of the paper box which is Lego's favorite box, and put the nip powder that the scratching board attached with, and 2 cats rush came here and started rub the floor and board.

阿丹：臭樂高，被你先佔領了。

Adan : Lego, how come you can go inside?

樂高：我不管，先進先赢。

Lego : I don't care, first come first win.

阿丹：吼，出來拉~~~ 我也要~~~

Adan : Get out, I wanna play, too.

阿丹：難道沒有人主持正義嗎？

Adan : No one gonna help me? This is not right.

阿丹：吼，出來拉!!!!

Adan : Get out~!!!!!

樂高：哼~~~ 我就是要在裡面~~~

Lego : I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that~~~

然後吸了三十分鐘後...

And After 30 mins....

樂高醉倒了~

Lego drunk....by having too much nip, hee heee~~~

阿丹：終於換我了。好香噢~~~

Adan : Ooooah, finally my turn, smelling so good~~~

樂高：臭葛格，你給我出來!!!

Lego : Adan brother, you get out!!!

阿丹：走就走，誰要你的爛抓板，哼!!!

Adan :  Okay I go, who wants your stinky scratching board, huh!!!!!

樂高：我的箱子裡面的東西都是我的!!!

Lego : All thing in this paper box are mine!!!

小芥的結論：木天寥真的會讓貓失去理智，更何況是對彼此早就沒有理智的阿丹和樂高咧。

Michico's conclusion: Nip makes cat losing their rationality, still less Adan and Lego they don't have any rationality between them, heehee~~