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Monday, May 26, 2008

大姨姨的手是香餑餑;Pamilla's hands are yummy~


樂高:下週,我再洗一次澡,我就可以跟阿丹葛格見面了~! 好期待跟葛格一起玩一起睡,希望葛格愛我。
Lego : I still have a medicine bath next week, and I can see Adan brother finally! I am looking forward sleep with brother, play with brother, I sincerely hope that Adan brother will love me!
樂高:同時,小芥馬麻對我宣布一件事情讓我也好高興。「掰掰盤子,我不用戴盤子了。」
Lego : Meanwhile, Michico announce one important decision to me makes me so happy, too : “ByeBye Plate!” I don't have to wear the plate~!
樂高:另外我要跟大家說我很喜歡咬大姨姨(小芥馬麻的姊姊)的手,馬麻的手我只會咬一下,小姨姨的手我只會咬兩小下。但是大姨姨的手是香餑餑,只要伸到我面前來我就會無法克制的咬。不管怎麼打屁屁、罵我都沒有用,大姨姨的手最香了。<小芥:神奇的是,阿丹也很愛咬大姊的手,大姊的手很可憐>
Lego : another thing I like to tell everybody that I love biting Pamilla's hands, maybe bite 1 time on Michico's hands, twice on Toshie's... but as long as Pamilla's hand reach to me, I will crazy bite bite bite. No matter how they stop me, whap my ass, I never stop. Pamilla's hands are the best. (Michico : The strange thing is, Adan loves biting Pamilla's hands, too!)
樂高:好好咬!!!好好咬!!!好好咬!!!
Lego : Oah so good to bite, let me bite, let me bite, let me bite bite bite!!!!
小芥:如果樂高咬我太用力我制止他還會停止,但是大姊的手無法倖免,你們可以點大所有的照片,大姊的手是被咬得傷痕累累。
Michico : If Lego bites me too hard I stop him he will stop. But Lego never stop biting Pamilla's. you could click all the photos bigger to see my sister's hand all bite marks!
小芥:這些照片不是好幾天分批拍的,完全是昨天下午一個小時以內就拍的。樂高真的咬了一整個下午。
Michico : Can you believe these photos were shooting in 1 hour? Not collecting for days, but only shoot in 1 hours for so many biting photos. Lego really bites Pamilla's hands for totally a whole afternoon!!!
小芥:我不喜歡樂高還是阿丹咬大姊的手,是因為大姊的手會對貓唾液過敏。會整個腫起來。樂高一個月前咬我我也會腫,但是現在完全不會了。但是大姊開始也會對樂高的咬咬過敏。我記得以前在Discovery看過貓的唾液具有輕微的毒性可以麻痺老鼠或是小鳥等小動物的身體讓他們比較難以動彈,但是對於體積比他們大的動物就不具任何威脅性,不過大姊的肌膚很敏感,想必是有點感覺。
Michico : I don't like Lego biting Pamilla's hands because Pamilla's skin allergic to cat's saliva. Her hands will swell. Before a month, I used to swell, too. But now I won't swell anymore, but Pamilla started swell after biting all the time. She always swell to cat's saliva.
樂高:好好吃,大姨姨的手最好吃了。
Lego : So great~! Pamilla's hands is the best yummy toy~!
樂高:你們看我多厲害,就算大姨姨把我的後腿抬起來,我還是可以抓住大姨姨的另外一隻手瘋狂咬著一起跟著舉起來也無所謂。我就是要緊緊的咬住!!!
Lego : See how good I am~! Even Pamilla lifts my back feet up, I still could grab Pamilla's another hand biting hardly lift together~! I don't care, I just bite bite bite!!!
樂高:休息半分鐘,你們看大姨姨的手。
Lego : Take a half minute break, look at my record!
小芥:你們看樂高真的瘋了,還要大姊把他的嘴巴掰開,但是才掰開又會繼續咬下去,可以把圖點大看他的瘋狂行徑喔。以後有姨姨要來看樂高,要有被咬的心理準備,我沒辦法保證他會咬誰喔。
Michico : Please click bigger the photo as below, Pamilla even needs to move his mouth away to make him stop. But his teeth will be back again, Lego is totally crazy!!
小芥:你們看大姊的手!!! 左邊是剛剛咬完,右邊是咬完後十分鐘,整個都腫起來。好恐怖啊!!!!!! 而且就算是貓爪抓到的地方也是會這樣腫起來。雖然過了半個小時後,腫起來的部分就會又平回去,可是還是真的很怵目驚心。可以點大看!!! 各位樂高的粉絲們,就算你們皮膚不會過敏,也請小心這個小孩很愛咬咬,別說我沒警告過你們喔。我已經打算他放出去讓阿丹好好治他了!
Michico : Would you please look at Pamilla's hand? The left one is just finished the bite, and and right one is after 10 mins, all the bite marks were swelling!!!!! So so scary!!!!! You could bigger the photos~! Although her skin will be reduction back after 20 mins, but still very very shocking! I have decided after Lego free to meet Adan, I will let Adan "teaches" Lego.
樂高:繼續咬~! 姨姨,你的手就永遠跟我在一起好不好?
Lego : And more bite, Pamilla, could your hand be with me forever?
大姊:不理你了拉。
Pamilla : Get away~~~~
樂高:啊,姨姨又出去了,等等進來再給我咬喔。
大姊:最好是。
Lego : Oah... Pamilla leaves me again, I will wait until she comes in and bite her again.
Pamilla : It better...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

是懶惰還是續航力夠?Am I lazy or I can hold?

阿丹:今天早上姨姨發現我一個很神奇的事情,早上七點起床之後,我很慢的走下床,然後去我的洗手間尿尿。姨姨以為我尿大概十到十五秒鐘結束吧。可是我整整尿了超過六十秒鐘。而且不是慢慢漏,是大瀑布的聲音,讓姨姨看傻眼。姨姨說,她只有前一天晚上喝很多水睡前沒有上廁所,隔天早上被很想上廁所的感覺叫醒,才會上這麼久,她第一次遇到原來貓也可以這麼上廁所的。
Adan : This morning, Michico discovered an amazing thing. After 7AM I woke up with her, I slowly got out of bed and walked to my litterbox, and pee. She looked at me while I pee, she thought I only pee about 10~15 seconds. But turn out, I pee over 60 seconds! And as her hearing, I was not leaking, but the sounds just like big waterfall!!!!! Makes her dumbfounded!!! She says only she drinks lots of water before sleep and next day wakes up by the bladder can't hold anymore, she could urinate that long. She says this is her first time know a cat could pee that long and that powerful~

阿丹:媽咪說我太懶了,我又不是人,我可以隨時醒來上廁所,竟然懶到晚上不起床上廁所,是有這麼懶得動嘛?
Adan : Pamilla thinks I am too lazy, she says I am not human, I could wake up anytime during the night, but I choose sleeping until morning.
阿丹:這是懶嗎?姨姨認為是我續航力太好,膀胱實在是很有力,竟然可以撐這麼久,比人還久,她說我真的「凍ㄟ條」~~
Adan : Is this lazy? Michico thinks my bladder function is perfectly good, very powerful and could holding that long, that is really amazing to her, because my bladder could hold even longer than her.
阿丹:媽咪和姨姨好像說得都很有道哩,我想我既是很懶膀胱也很夠力~~
Adan : Maybe Pamilla and Michico both are right, I am lazy yes but my bladder also could HOLD!!!
阿丹:另外,關於樂高,昨天晚上他讓姨姨大抓狂了。在姨姨又一天加班到晚上八點半回到家很累時,一開門,整個房間一團亂。他把喝的水裡面丟進他的玩具毛球又弄出來,水也亂玩到外面,然後又混著貓砂在整間地板。姨姨說整間房間地板根本就是變成『貓砂勾欠湯』,飼料泡漲到六倍大,姨姨把樂高關到籠子裡面開始清理地板又消毒,花了快一個小時才全部清乾淨。姨姨真的很生氣,都已經梅雨季了,樂高還把玩具全部弄濕在玩,這樣子他的黴菌會好才有鬼咧。
Adan : Meanwhile, last night, Lego made Michico super angry. Michico was working late again until 21PM so tired get home(she will work late until July). She opened Lego's door, the whole room was mess. He put his toy ball into his water bowl and put it out and knock over the water all around the floor and mix by his litter sand, because he played the sand out of the box as well. The whole room floor was becoming a giant 〝litter sand thick soup〞bowl. Michico was angry because Lego let all of his toy got wet, and his fungus is not over yet. Taiwan is into raining season and he played with wet toy, she is so worry about his fungus getting worse. She put Lego into the PTU and started to clean the room for almost 1 hour, she was so so tired last night.

Friday, February 15, 2008

頭套拿下來囉,Free Friday & brushing video

小芥:猜猜看誰今天好開心?對,就是我的小丹丹喔,今天我跟他達成協議,把他頭套拿下來囉,看看他是不是好可愛,好開心啊~!!!! 丹丹好乖,都沒有抓眼睛喔。
Michico : Guess who is the happiness cat today? YES~! My Adan-dan~!!! I have made an agreement with him, so I let her neck free~!!! Look at him, isn't he happy? Isn't he adorable? And he is very very good, he is not scratching his eyes a bit!!

阿丹:我跟姨姨說我保證不抓眼睛,如果我忘記這個保證,我只要看到她手指伸出來指著我,我就會立刻把手放下來不抓這樣來提醒我不抓。我再三請求姨姨,再三保證,姨姨終於把我的頭套拿下來了。而且我都沒有抓。
Adan : I promised Michico I won't scratch my eye anymore. If I forget this promise, as long as I see reach her finger pointing to me, I will put my hangs down to reminds me not to scratch. I beg to Michico again and again, and promise again and again, Michico finally remove my collar, and I didn't scratch for real.
阿丹:雖然我的左眼周圍毛還是少一點,可是已經不會腫了。
Adan : Although the fur of my left eye still few, but it doesn't swell anymore.
阿丹:這樣好棒,我可以一直蹭蹭姨姨了,眼睛好了是我給姨姨最棒的情人節禮物。
Adan : This is great, I could rub Michico very easily. My recovering eye is the best Valentine's gift for Michico last night.
小芥:我可愛的乖巧丹。
Michico: My cute A-Dan dan~! (see Adan is smiling?)
小芥:很多人說阿丹被梳下巴時會伸舌頭,昨天我有錄到影片喔,請大家看看。如果不知道阿丹被梳下巴會做出伸舌頭的動作可以先看這篇喔。祝福大家週末愉快,雖然回暖了還是要保暖喔!!
Michico : Many says want to see the video of Adan sticking out his tongue while brushing his chin. And I record the video successful last night. If you didn't catch the post you may see here first. Please click the video to see Adan's very funny and adorable video. And wish everyone have a wonderful weekend~!!! And stay in warm. I will work hard on recovering myself~!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

梳下巴時,when brushing my chin

阿丹:各位,大家都知道我喜歡被刷刷。不過我在這邊要紕漏我刷刷時會出現一個反應。
Adan : Hello everyone, my collar is temporary taking off. You know I like to be brushed. And right now I like to share a funny response while my chin is brushed.
通常我最愛的就是從喉嚨的地方刷到下巴,最舒爽。
I love when Michico brushes me from the throat side to the chin side. It's the best.
不過我常常會抓到節奏感之後,只要刷刷開始從喉嚨處刷起時,我也會跟著舔舌頭。
And when I used to the rhythm, while the brush is beginning to the throat side, I am starting to loll my tongue.
梳到下巴時就會收起來,好像我自己在舔被刷到的地方一樣。
And when the brush goes to the chin, I will recieve back my tongue, just like I am washing my chin by myself.
再來一次。
Where we go again.
太舒服了~!
Wonderful~!
好舒服,我的刷刷是我的舌頭。
Excellent, my brush is my tongue.
非常好,看見我愉悅的臉嘛。
Very good, Michico. See my happy face?
很棒很棒,我喜歡~!!
Great~!! I love it!!!!!
讚啊,這種感覺無以言喻啊!!!!
Terrific~! This feeling is really wonderful~!
對了各位,你們一定很開心我頭套拿下來了吧?其實沒有那麼好。
By the way, I think you must though Michico is removing my collar, right? But.... Actually....
拿下頭套後,我表現良好,於是姨姨和阿公出去吃飯,回家時,我因為想要洗掉之前幾天藥水有沾過的眼皮,就用後腳一直摳摳摳摳摳,又有手手洗,我的左邊變成外面眼瞼腫起來,所以我又被戴上頭套並且一路哀嚎又去看醫師了。
After removing my collar. I seem great, so, Michico and Grandpa went to the dinner. But when they return, because I wanted to wash all the dry-residual of eye-drop near my eye's fur. I wash and wash and use my back feet to scratch scratch scratch~!!!! And, right now my outside eyelid is swelling. And Michico is very angry and putting my collar back and bring me to the vet. I sit in Granpa's car and cry to the vet, But Michico didn't let me go.
小芥:臭小孩給我亂抓。醫師仔細翻眼皮檢查,結膜炎的部分已經完全康復。剩下應該就是他不喜歡藥水就故意給沾過藥水的眼睛都抓一遍。現在變成是愛亂抓的紅腫外傷而已。醫師說再戴個一天兩天,這幾天用擠得很乾的毛巾擦一下,讓他不會覺得有藥水的味道好了,這樣就沒問題,就可以拿下來了。真是謝謝大家的關心,感恩。臭小孩該打屁屁,竟然給我洗臉洗到左邊眼睛一圈毛都給我洗掉,好像畫上白眼線。
Michico : Naughty Adan stratches his eye again. I took him to the vet. The vet examine very very detail and careful about his eye. The conjunctivitis part is totally recovered, the rest part is he hates the eye-drop smell on his eye fur so he stratched and washed all the fur with eye-drop smell all over again. Right now it's become the red swelling skin inflamed. The Vet says Adan should wear the collar 1~2 days. I have to use very very dry towel to wash his face, to clean the fur and eye-drop smell. Let he feels there is no smell on his face and it will be ok. And It should be take off. Really thanks everyone's caring, this boy is really naughty. >.<~~ He washes too hard on eyes, right now his left eye fur is gone for a tiny thin circle, just like white eye-line. Oah, Dear~~~