怪毛病ㄋㄟ；OAH-OH...

小芥：上週五，發生了很驚人的事情，上班前，阿丹照常尿尿、大便，結果看，喂!! 怎麼地板有好幾滴鮮血!!!!!

 Michico : Actually Last Friday, there was a very shocking thing, before I went to work, Adan as usual pee and poo, but, when I woke up and watched him, WHAT THE....There are few drops of blood on the floor!!!

 我當下當然非常的緊張，心理想說是不是他大便流血，不舒服~

Certainly I was crazily nervous, I was thinking what if he was pooping and bleeding at his butt....

但是結果竟然是小雞雞流血!!! 在阿丹重複舔的時候，我當機立斷拿頭套給阿丹戴起來，避免因為舌頭的細菌會讓他的傷口感染發炎。(抱歉讓大家看這麼血淋淋的真實畫面)

But turned out, it was Adan's penis bleeding!!! I saw the bleeding image when he was licking, I immediately put the collar on Adan avoid him lick again, and so I am so sorry to let everyone saw these photos.

 馬上檢查阿丹的尿尿有沒有血，如果有血，那就很糟糕了，那肯定是有結石。

And Immediately checking if there is any blood inside his pee, if it was, it will be very very bad!!!

當天先把阿丹帶去看醫師打消炎針。然後醫師叫我要蒐集尿液。再回去做論斷。

When the vet opened, I brought Adan to the vet to give him few antiphlogistic   , and asked me collecting his pee to check.

隔天，很成功蒐集到尿液，阿丹尿液的六項指數都良好，尿液裡面沒有任何的血液反應。所以是他的小雞雞外頭破皮。可是到底是怎樣破掉的，還是一樁懸案，我們又讓阿丹打了一針消炎針，已經第四天了到今天，阿丹恢復情況良好，也沒有流血了。不過，就是製造了一樁讓人嚇屎的事情，怎麼會流血呢？我還是想不通，阿丹，告訴我吧~ 總之，目前阿丹還滿好的。謝謝大家了~

And next day - Last Saturday, I collected Adan's pee successfully, and brought to the vet to check, there were 6 items about checking the pee and all degrees were great, and there is nothing blood in Adan's pee at all. So, there is nothing wrong inside of him, it's outside has a little big hurt about his penis skin~ But How Come? I still don't understand until now, We asked the vet gave him an antiphlogistic again and brought him back, and he is good now and no more bleeding anymore, but the whole thing is still a mistery ..... Adan-dan, please told me..... Anyway, he is doing great now....

快好了；Almost ok

各位，我脖子的濕疹終於快要好了~

 Hey guys, Michico just check for me, my tetter on the neck finally almost gone~

該說什麼呢？我真是個愛戴頭套的小孩啊~

 What should I say, I love wearing collar very much, right..... 

哎~

Never mind what I said....

雙層頭套；double collar

阿丹：我想我把姨姨快要搞瘋了，因為昨天我就算戴大頭套也把屁股舔得亁乾淨淨、又紅又腫，讓姨姨傻眼，所以決定讓我戴兩層頭套，不能亂轉頭了。但是不好意思，我依舊可以很輕易的跳到書桌上面。我的脖子非常強壯。黑黑~~~

Adan : I think I am driving Michico very crazy, because when she home last night she founds out even I wear the doggie green collar even could reach to my butt and let my from white to very red and swollen, so she decided let me wearing another collar and let me can't turn my head that easily. But hey!!! I am Adan-dan ok, even I wear this, I can very freely jump on the high desk, now my neck is working out everyday and super strong, hee hee hee~

樂高：哥哥你真的是很扯，算你贏了，我連一層都無法戴。

Lego : Showing off, really, you really win, I can't even wear one.  

阿丹的大頭套；Adan's BIG collar

阿丹：沒錯，這個是狗用的頭套，但是我不用這個不行。小頭套還是可以讓我舔到屁股，讓姨姨非常得頭疼。

Adan : YAP, This is the collar which for doggies, but I have to use this kind, because smaller collar still could let my mouth reach to my butt, and it makes Michico really crazy, hee hee~

阿丹：不過我也不以為意，現在我的脖子可是越練越有力量了~

Adan : But actually I am not mind about it, because my neck is getting stronger day by day~

阿丹：不過剛剛吃要讓我心情很不好，我好想吐~

Adan : But I am not happy right now because I just finish my medicine~

但是當個管家公還沒問題，我很仔細的幫忙檢查新事務。

But I can still wearing big collar checking many things~

我相信大仔是相當佩服我的，他一定認為我在視線這麼差的情況下還可以管東管西真的很厲害~!

Adan : But I believe Arion is very impress by my ability~! In this bad eyesight, I can still hanging around and checking things~

屁股近況；Butt update

阿丹：姨姨，我覺得我的頭套可以拿下來了耶~!

Adan : Michico, I think I could remove my collar~~

小芥：你確定？我來看看!!

Michico : Are you sure~! Let me see!!

阿丹：好挖!!!

Adan : OAH YEAH!!!

小芥：摁...是有癒合很多拉~!!!! 再幾天就可以拿下來了喔~!!

Michico : Well, hmmm, yeah, it IS really better than few days ago, after few days your neck will be free ok?

阿丹：什麼？不是現在啊？
Adan : What? Not Now?

藥；medicine

小芥：為了讓很討厭吃藥的阿丹吃藥，獸醫拿出了終極招術：1. 很香的藥粉，老實說我餵過的貓咪藥裡面最香的。 2. 餵藥起司膏：其實有很多貓都喜歡吃起司，不過阿丹沒有很愛，但是，這是個可以嘗試的方法，做法就是拿這種特殊的起司膏，扮著藥粉，要攪拌超過一分鐘，整個味道還有顏色就會變得跟起司膏一模一樣，就像餵化毛膏這樣塞到嘴巴裡就是了，如果沒有流什麼大量的口水就算成功了。不過阿丹還是有抗拒，只有第一次有算是完美的成功。不過我每次弄這款終極藥膏的時候，樂高就非常有自願的感覺要吃，因為真是太吸引他了。

Michico : In order let Adan eats medicine, the vet used the final big trick : 1. the medicine powder smells like food. This might be the best smell of medicine I have ever used, smell just like butter bread. 2. Special cheese cream for feeding medicine, using this cream plus the smelling great medicine powder, and I have to stir over 1 minute and it will become like real cheese, and just put into Adan's mouth. Right now, so far so good, he still not like it, but he could accept it. But everytime I am making this special medicine, Lego wants it so badly, always meow meow to me, he really wants to taste the fake cheese cream, hee hee 

阿丹的屁屁；Adan's butt now

阿丹：為何用狗狗頭套？因為小頭套我還是可以舔得到啊，哈哈~~

Adan : Hi? Why I use this woofie collar, because I can still reach my butt with smaller one, hee hee~

我的屁股舒服很多了~!雖然看起來不太好~

My butt is more comfy right now, although it looks not good. 

大仔害怕我又用傷口磨蹭床單，不過屁股縫好之後就不會了~

Arion was worry about I will use the bed sheet rubs my wound, but right now I won't.

傷口不碰到空氣，我不痛不癢了。

The wound didn't reach to the air anymore, I don't feel pain or itch.

下週就可以拆線了~

Next week I can have a good butt again.

Cat Art Monday

小芥：阿丹這幾天都沒有很happy。我們就是有空就餵餵阿丹水，吃飯，然後就是幫他消毒殺菌屁股。我們不辛苦，阿丹才真的是很辛苦啊。聽到他ㄟㄟ叫真的是很心疼。總之每天就這樣躺著，醫師又交代一定要讓兩隻貓分開免得另外一隻對受傷的屁股很有興趣，其實樂高對阿丹的屁股沒有興趣，但是總是會撲擊，就只好晚上睡覺的時候分開，其實也對樂高很心疼啊~~~~希望阿丹快點好起來~! 明天晚上就複診了!!

Michico:  Adan isn't happy recently, we feed him lots of water time to time, and eating, and disinfect & sterilize his anal sac, everytime we heard Adan's meow meow sound, we really also feel unhappy, anyway, Tuesday night we will back to the vet, hope everything going well. Actually The vet also told us separate 2  cats, just avoid another one will lick it, Lego won't, but Lego still want playing wrestle, so every night we separate them while bean is sleeping, I also feel bad about Lego. Please get well soon, Adan.

小芥：這是我幫忙幫朋友畫的一張鋼琴邀請卡，喜歡嘛?

Michico : This is one case I help my friend drawing Piano Invitation, how do you like it?

肛門腺又；Not very Easy Sunday....

小芥：去年七月底阿丹肛門腺破掉，今年又破啦。買尬~~~~ 醫師說老貓比較容易堵塞，要很努力的擠。天啊，阿丹，以後兩個月就帶你去擠一次，因為你每次都不讓我擠啊。希望阿丹早日康復 /_\

Michico : Last year at July, Adan's anal sac broke, and this year, it has been broken Again!!! My goodness, I think I well take him to the vet once 2 months to let the vet help him squeeze the anal sac, because Adan doesn't let me :( Adan please get well soon!

我的脖子今晚就自由了；My neck will be free tonight!

Thank you all, we are all doing fine, this time, Typhoon didn't make the city I live any hurt, we live in capital, the place is better, we are very lucky~!
阿丹：大仔跟大姨姨求情，今天晚上讓我把頭套拿下來。不用戴了!!
Adan : YES!!! Arion intercede with Michico for Me, to let my collar off tonight, TONIGHT~ I won't have to wear the collar anymore!
你們看，剩下痂而已，黑色毛都有長出來了，可以拿了可以拿了，姨姨你不用猶豫了。(小芥：... ...)
Look Look, it's only crust left, and my black fur all coming up now, it's time to get the collar off, you don't have to hesitate now, Michico~ (Michico : ... ...)
阿丹：好棒喔，姨姨，可以拿下頭套耶，聽你腦公的話就對了，男輪說話是粉對的。
Adan : That is wonderful Michico, I can get off the collar, listen to your man will be right, we men are quite right~
小芥：啊你要保證不要把屁股又舔破喔。
阿丹：姨姨，你說什麼？我戴頭套聽不清楚耶~!
Michico : Then, you shall never let your another anal sac broke anymore, Okay?
Adan : What did you say Michico? I am wearing the collar so I can't hear you!

拆線拉；took out stitches!!

拆線夜!
Taking out stitches!!
小芥：先帶給醫師看看傷口。
Michico: First, bring to the vet to check the wound.
大仔一邊安慰阿丹，阿丹看起來還算滿鎮定的可是還是有點怕怕。
Arion comfort Adan at the same time. Adan looks calm but still a little bit afraid.
傷口已經癒合得差不多了但是還有一個大約1cm的裂痕。
It is almost recover, but still have 1cm long tiny wound.

阿丹：怎麼還有傷痕，大概是我ㄎㄟ/得太嚴重了，黑嘿。
Adan : How come there is still a tiny wound there? Maybe it's because I use the large collar to scratch it, hee hee~
醫師說可以拆線了，剩下那一小條可以慢慢用優碘很快就可以癒合。
Vet said could take out stitches, that tiny wound could use iodine to heal it.
線~ stitches~
回家後，我們讓阿丹好好的清個身體。好久沒有幫自己洗澡了，這對潔癖丹是整個一整個大抓狂的事情。阿丹回家舔個有一個小時。
Home, we let Adan grooming himself, he doesn't groom himself for a long long time, as a mysophobia, Adan is getting crazy being dirty, Adan groomed himself about an hour.
但是還要帶個頭套幾天，還要等那1cm合起來，阿丹，應該屁股舒服多了吧!
But he still need to wear the collar more few days, he still need to wait that 1cm recover, but hey Adan, I think your butt is getting much better, right?
阿丹：偶的屁股終於沒有異物了~
Adan : I think my butt finally doesn't have anything in there.

今天晚上去拆線；Let's take out stitches tongiht

小芥：嗯，有打算好今天晚上帶你去拆線啊~!
Michico : Yeah, I was planning bring you to the vet tonight to take out stitches~


阿丹：很乾淨了不用看了拉!
Adan : It's really clean, I give you my word!





小芥：好啦好啦我知道你有潔癖拉，不要用頭套亂ㄎㄟ/ 拉。
Michico : I know I know, I know you have mysophobia~ Please don't use the collar scratch your butt please!
阿丹：哪有，討厭拉!
Adan : Where, I didn't~~~
阿丹：姨~ 用鼻子給你親親手拉~~
Adan : Let me give you a nose kisses~~~

阿丹：今天晚上，一定喔!
Adan : Tonight~~ Promise!!!