Wednesday, May 7, 2008

是懶惰還是續航力夠?Am I lazy or I can hold?

阿丹:今天早上姨姨發現我一個很神奇的事情,早上七點起床之後,我很慢的走下床,然後去我的洗手間尿尿。姨姨以為我尿大概十到十五秒鐘結束吧。可是我整整尿了超過六十秒鐘。而且不是慢慢漏,是大瀑布的聲音,讓姨姨看傻眼。姨姨說,她只有前一天晚上喝很多水睡前沒有上廁所,隔天早上被很想上廁所的感覺叫醒,才會上這麼久,她第一次遇到原來貓也可以這麼上廁所的。
Adan : This morning, Michico discovered an amazing thing. After 7AM I woke up with her, I slowly got out of bed and walked to my litterbox, and pee. She looked at me while I pee, she thought I only pee about 10~15 seconds. But turn out, I pee over 60 seconds! And as her hearing, I was not leaking, but the sounds just like big waterfall!!!!! Makes her dumbfounded!!! She says only she drinks lots of water before sleep and next day wakes up by the bladder can't hold anymore, she could urinate that long. She says this is her first time know a cat could pee that long and that powerful~

阿丹:媽咪說我太懶了,我又不是人,我可以隨時醒來上廁所,竟然懶到晚上不起床上廁所,是有這麼懶得動嘛?
Adan : Pamilla thinks I am too lazy, she says I am not human, I could wake up anytime during the night, but I choose sleeping until morning.
阿丹:這是懶嗎?姨姨認為是我續航力太好,膀胱實在是很有力,竟然可以撐這麼久,比人還久,她說我真的「凍ㄟ條」~~
Adan : Is this lazy? Michico thinks my bladder function is perfectly good, very powerful and could holding that long, that is really amazing to her, because my bladder could hold even longer than her.
阿丹:媽咪和姨姨好像說得都很有道哩,我想我既是很懶膀胱也很夠力~~
Adan : Maybe Pamilla and Michico both are right, I am lazy yes but my bladder also could HOLD!!!
阿丹:另外,關於樂高,昨天晚上他讓姨姨大抓狂了。在姨姨又一天加班到晚上八點半回到家很累時,一開門,整個房間一團亂。他把喝的水裡面丟進他的玩具毛球又弄出來,水也亂玩到外面,然後又混著貓砂在整間地板。姨姨說整間房間地板根本就是變成『貓砂勾欠湯』,飼料泡漲到六倍大,姨姨把樂高關到籠子裡面開始清理地板又消毒,花了快一個小時才全部清乾淨。姨姨真的很生氣,都已經梅雨季了,樂高還把玩具全部弄濕在玩,這樣子他的黴菌會好才有鬼咧。
Adan : Meanwhile, last night, Lego made Michico super angry. Michico was working late again until 21PM so tired get home(she will work late until July). She opened Lego's door, the whole room was mess. He put his toy ball into his water bowl and put it out and knock over the water all around the floor and mix by his litter sand, because he played the sand out of the box as well. The whole room floor was becoming a giant 〝litter sand thick soup〞bowl. Michico was angry because Lego let all of his toy got wet, and his fungus is not over yet. Taiwan is into raining season and he played with wet toy, she is so worry about his fungus getting worse. She put Lego into the PTU and started to clean the room for almost 1 hour, she was so so tired last night.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

We love Adan and Lego. Hope Lego is all better soon - and I hope Michico is not angry with him anymore. He's only little... Prayers for healing and understanding for all.

Anonymous said...

嗯..
丹...
你確定你連續尿個60秒是正常的嗎?

不要憋尿啦你..
厚~~

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Lego is soooo bad. Kittens are naughty. Pierro also makes a huge mess. He PLAYS with his toys IN the litter box! mom thinks he is crazy to do that.

I think you are amazzzzing to hold all night and then pee for a whole minute. WOW
you could win a contest maybe... do they have peeing contests? how about holding all night contests?
I think getting up in the night to pee means that you are getting old. Mom gets up to pee in the night and wakes me up all the time with that flush!

I saw on weather .com that you are getting lots of rain. How dreary. You have to tell Michico to wear bright happy clothes! I hope Lego does not get more fungus. Pierro has an ear infection and yeast, but I cannot write it on my blog... becasue the person who adopted Primus (Pierro's brother) is sueing the breeder guy (Dimitri) and mommie is very sad about that, so she is careful about what she writes on her blog now because the person who bought Primus found my blog!

I hope you have a happy Wednesday. My mommie is always cleaning too. she wants to give Michico a hug

purrrs

Anonymous said...

尿了60秒.....那是幾cc的尿阿???
貓膀胱可以鱉那麼多尿ㄇ?恩...

那個樂高..你娘最近忙..沒陪你玩
你也別這樣抗議阿!不過建議你照三餐這樣
你娘可能就不會加班了..ㄎㄎㄎ

Deana said...

Poor Michico, it is so hard to be tired and come in and have a mess even when you love the messy one! I hope she gets a break and some rest soon. July is a long time away. And Adan I think it is cool that you can hold your pee all night. My boy Darius will not use a litter box. He sleeps in and wakes me to go out. He goes out about 10:30pm and then usually makes it to close to 7am before he wakes us to go back out.

andophiroxia said...

Wowww.... Pamilla is very very very very very tolerant of Lego! Too bad he knocked everything out and mix with the litter.

At least it is not as bad as the old box where it ALL can fly out.

Tyler said...

We feel very badly for you Michico having to clean at that late hour of the morning. It must be woriysome knowing that his fungus isn't getting better with him staying wet.

Know that Lego is a bored little kitty who's trying to entertain himself the best that he can. He doesn't know any better.

My mom wishes that she could come over and help youj take care of Lego so that you could get to sleep. Michico, please take very good care of yourself. Eat well, and rest as well as you can.

Anonymous said...

媽呀!阿丹別亂憋尿
很恐怖低
樂高最後一張照片讓人很難對他生氣耶

Anonymous said...

哈哈,我們家ㄚ弟也是很有*凍逃*,可以凍到一尿就是一大泡…

以前光寶在9歲時也是一次可以尿很多、像水瀑一樣嘩啦嘩啦的,那時我就很好奇牠為何尿尿型態會改變。結果我發現ㄚ弟9歲開始也一樣,難道這是熟男熟女才有的生活型態嗎?好有趣喔…

至於樂高,看到他的表情,真的很難對他生氣呢~

Daisy said...

Uh oh, Lego done a bad thing! But look how sweet and innocent he looks!

Adan, I am very impressed with your pee-ing ability.

Tigmut'hep said...

I woke Mummy up at 6:40am, well one of the kittens woke me up first so it was only fair! ;)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Lego you are ball of kitten energy for sure!!!

Adan, I too have a super bladder as I hold it until someone lets me outside.

Anonymous said...

Aidan, I think your bladder is mighty and poweful, sounds like it's working just fine to me, like a veritable fire hose! :)

Little Lego, I know you like to play and make a mess, but Michico needs her rest. Hope you soon get stronger and fight off the horrid fungus :)

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's a very long time, Adan! We are laughing at little Lego, because we remember putting toys in our water bowl too when we were kittens. We are very sorry Michico had such a mess to clean after working to late and being so tired, but Lego is just too cute to be mad at, isn't he?

Parker said...

I am very impressed Adan!

The Misadventures Of Me said...

Wow, Lego you sure are learning how to be "that annoying cat" at an early age. It's going to get better though, soon you and Adan will be playing thundering herd of elephants at 2am!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Very impressive, Adan! Poor little Lego, it sounds like he's just being a kitten! We spray litter everywhere when we use the litterbox - we both like to dig and dig. Our humans have just gotten used to sweeping it up. We hope Michico has forgiven him now.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Lego sounds like a pain in the backside! Still, when all's said and done, at least he's got oodles of personality! hehe x

jenianddean said...

Oh uh! Lego- you made a big, big mess!! But you are a so cute! I bet Michico couldn't be mad at you!

Adan - your tongue picture is so silly!!

-Jasper McKitten-cat

Tybalt said...

Poor Michico, working so hard! And poor Lego, it is hard being a kitten and not understanding why it is so important to stay dry . . . and not make a mess.

Adan, I think Pamilla and Michico are probably both right! Ha ha!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Poor Michico. Nothing is worse than being tired and having to clean up kitten messes.

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean thinks HeBean can pee forever too.

Lego, stop dunking your toys! They aren't as fun then!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Lego, while doing either of those things at one time is excellent cat stuff, doing both is a bit much--even for me.

Anonymous said...

丹丹,姨回來了...
好想你耶!!
天氣不冷,不要憋尿啦!!
男人,有什麼比腰子更重要呢!!
要顧好自己的腰子噢!

The Furry Fighter said...

Hello Adan! Michico! Lego!

I hope everyone is well - and I sincerely hope Lego's fungus goes away very soon so that Adan can play with him. Lego sounds very naughty - but so adorably cute with that plate on his neck - heeeheee.

i was reading an article in a magazine about Cat Cafes in Japan, and it reminded me of the book shop that you go to with the cats. I then wondered if you Cat Cafes in Taiwan too? I think my meowmie would always visit a cat cafe for a coffee if she needed one :)
xxxx

L. Alida said...

Poor Michico! I'm sorry that you have to work late and are so tired. I hope Lego feels better soon so he can play with Adan and not be so bored that he ends up making a mess. When he is a big man cat like Adan he will sleep through the night.
Adan, my kitty Cricket pees like that too. *_* It does sound like a waterfall!
I hope all of you get plenty of rest and time to relax.
Big Hugs Friends,
Lorianna

LZ said...

I take rather long and loud pees myself. Hey, its how I've been through 12 hours locked in a bedroom before without peeing. Its a sign of a strong Man Cat.

Chase

Lego sweetie, this can be fun to do but upsetting your human after a long day of work rarely turns out well.

Kaze

MaoMao said...

Awww, huggies to effurybodies! Try to get as much rest as you can, Michico, and we Ballicai are sorry to hear that little Lego made a mess! I hope his fungus is bettur soon. Kittens are so crazy! I know, because I'm a furry young mancat and I still do krazy kitten stuffies sometimes, too.

And that's a furry might pee Adan did! Wowie, he's got the Bladdur of Steel!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Renna puppy always makes messes for momma to clean up when she gets home from day hunting. She pull toys out all over the house and she has NO bladder control and won't use her puppy pads and momma has to clean up poo on the floor every day. Renna and Lego would get along well together! ~Queen Snickers

Unknown said...

Wow Adan, that was a very long pee : )

Poor Michico, it is hard to clean up Lego's mess when you are so tired. Kittens are so cute, but so messy too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. I'm so sorry you had a rough evening! I'm sending snuggles and head rubs to all of you. Michico, be sure and get some good rest. Adan, that is a truly impressive pee! And little Lego, tsk, tsk. What a little kitten boy you are! You remind me of MaoMao when he was younger... well, sometimes Mao still does things like that, and he's two years old!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

The Cat Realm said...

Poor Lego - we so hope this NASTY BAD fungus will finally GO AWAY!!!!
Concerning the peeing - send Michico over here to witness a daily miracle! My staff wouldn't believe it either if I wouldn't show them once in a while - I pee for minutes and minutes - real LAKES of pee. They say I pee so long you can build a house during the time I pee, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Karl

The Crew said...

Real Mancats have abilities that humans don't!

Poor Lego, he's just doing what kittens do. We hope he will be well soon.

Copito said...

Hello friends!

='·'=

Jans Funny Farm said...

Poor Michico. That would make Jan angry too. But maybe Michico is more scared than angry since she is worried about Lego's fungus.

Don't forget the surprise birthday party over at CrizCats. There is a ton of food. They are in a different time zone and tomorrow is already today. :)

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I am a champion pee-er too. Sometimes The Big Thing thinks the water heater has sprung a leak. And Ayla and I like to kick out litter too. The Big Thing put our boxes on a big plastic chair mat to make it easy to sweep up kicked litter. Good thing are water fountains are in different rooms!

Skeeter

Hi Lego - Ayla here. I put my toys in the dry food bowl, but havent tried put my toys in the water fountains! I may try that! I make a mess sometimes too. I knock stuff off tables and countertops mostly. I just have too much energy!

Ayla

The Cat Realm said...

Adan, lego, Michico - don't miss this party:
http://crizcats.blogspot.com/
GREAT food! Great company!
Karl

Anonymous said...

忘記問你~那個樂高以後長大,會不會覺得那盤子是他身上的一部份,從小一直看到現在,我每看必笑,因為把盤子拆下來那樂高我依定不認得了~哈哈哈

Jimmy Joe said...

That look on Lego's face is priceless, man. He looks like he has no idea what a mess he made (yeah right...). Our family calls that a "rhinoceros pee," Adan. Apparently the Beans saw a rhinoceros in a zoo pee for minutes once, and so now super long pees are rhinoceros ones.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Mickey's Musings said...

Poor Lego and Michico :(
Adan, why would you want to interrupt a perfectly good nap to get up to pee! heehee
You are not lazy at all!
Purrs Mickey

Tesla and Hansel said...

DAT iz super tongue yoo haz!

Long tim ago i used to knock meh litter all over da floor too. An when i had cone, i scooped it out by accident when goin potty.